Showing posts with label joe giudice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joe giudice. Show all posts

Monday, July 18, 2011

RHONJ Family Feud Freezes for a Moment!

RHONJ
Family Feud Freezes For a Moment
On last nights episode of RHONJ we saw Italian family feuding freeze for just a moment. Even in Jersey where the drama is never dull and the housewives are over the top, we view family unity at its best. Sister In laws Teresa and Melissa who have been biting each others heads off for the greater part of the season, seemed to set their differences aside last night. Fans were left wondering if this would in fact be the finale of the family feud we've viewed through the season.
Melissa and Joe Gorga through an even more over the top, then over the top Christmas party on last nights episode. The event was hinted to costing somewhere in the $50,000 range and was fully fashioned with carolers, ice sculptures, super good-looking star servers and even a step and repeat Posh photo op. Melissa made sure she included a charity in her holiday party and asked each guest to bring a gift to be given to children's charity St Joe's children's hospital. Every one Melissa and Joe knew were invited, even including Teresa and Joe Giudice.
Teresa and Joe showed up "tardy to the Party" but none-the- less, they showed up. Every one seemed to be on their best behavior and cordial kisses and hugs were exchanged. In a blink of an eye, the party was put on pins and needles and in walked Kim G, with Monica ( the attorney suing the Giudices) as her plus one. Viewers were appalled by the bad behavior of Kim G. The Manzos, The Giudices and even the Gorgas gasped with disapproval when Caddy Kim G entered irritatingly along with her guest.
Families fight and feud, its a fact of life. But blood is thick and families don't appreciate when one of their own gets attacked. Whether or not Melissa and Joe have agreed to get along well with the Giudices isn't relevant when it comes to others attacking or hurting them. As soon as the Gorgas realized Monica was at the party, the two went to work swiftly to remove her from their home. They repeatedly asked her to leave the party and suggested to Kim G it wasn't a wise idea to have brought her. Regardless of her feelings towards Teresa, Melissa fled to her families defence and for her fabulous behavior this Team Teresa fan is giving Melissa Gorga SNAPs of approval.
Whether or not the family feud has ended still remains to be seen. But blood is definately thick as thieves and you do NOT mess with an Italian jersey Family. As Jacqueline put it. Kim G needs to realize she is messing with a family. Kim G gets the GAG thumbs down for her bad behavior. Watch RHONJ on Sunday nights on Bravo for all the action.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

RHONJ FAMILY ADVICE JERSEY STYLE

RHONJ FAMILY ADVICE JERSEY STYLE!
10 Do's and Dont's of Jersey

DO's
1. Tell your husband when you are fighting with your cousin so he can surprise you with a brand new car!
2. When singing Amazing Grace in front of millions of viewers substitute the word "wench" for wretch
3. Always bring a bodyguard to all Posche Parties you never know who you'll end up fighting
4.When dressing your children make sure to match them perfectly outfits, hair bows, purses, all accessories
5. Be sure to have a Botox party when introducing yourself to family of your new friends
6. Praise your children when they have great ideas ( like opening a car wash/ strip club)
7.Bring all family and friends to the consultation when you are getting a "Boob Job"
8. Buy your daughter a car even when she misbehaves and do it without consulting with your wife first
9. Make enough food/desserts to feed a third world country for weeks when having immediate family over
10. Make sure your guests enjoy a mechanical bull ride before a Holiday meal!

DONT'S
1. Don't arrive on time for ANY family functions you are invited to but always get really angry with others when they are late arriving to your family function!
2. Don't get along with everyone in the family it just isn't normal
3. Never leave the house without a cat burglar hat.
4. Never allow yourself to become friends with anyone named Kim ( they can't be trusted)
5. Never meet a man or know his full name before you start having regular phone sex with him!
6. Never use any other color to decorate your bathroom with besides GOLD
7. Never buy anything unless it is really expensive and completely over the top!
8. Don't trust anyone who isn't Italian (or connected somehow)!
9. Never marry into a family without someone with the name "Joe" (or "Tony" )
10. Never show yourself in public without mounds of make up and spray tan!


Teresa and Melissa
and The "Joes"


Everyone loves the gorgeous Jersey Girls. We just wanted to have a little fun with them. Whether you are Team Teresa or Team Caroline

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