RHONJ Family Feud Freezes for a Moment!

RHONJ

Family Feud Freezes For a Moment

On last nights episode of RHONJ we saw Italian family feuding freeze for just a moment. Even in Jersey where the drama is never dull and the housewives are over the top, we view family unity at its best. Sister In laws Teresa and Melissa who have been biting each others heads off for the greater part of the season, seemed to set their differences aside last night. Fans were left wondering if this would in fact be the finale of the family feud we've viewed through the season.

Melissa and Joe Gorga through an even more over the top, then over the top Christmas party on last nights episode. The event was hinted to costing somewhere in the $50,000 range and was fully fashioned with carolers, ice sculptures, super good-looking star servers and even a step and repeat Posh photo op. Melissa made sure she included a charity in her holiday party and asked each guest to bring a gift to be given to children's charity St Joe's children's hospital. Every one Melissa and Joe knew were invited, even including Teresa and Joe Giudice.

Teresa and Joe showed up "tardy to the Party" but none-the- less, they showed up. Every one seemed to be on their best behavior and cordial kisses and hugs were exchanged. In a blink of an eye, the party was put on pins and needles and in walked Kim G, with Monica ( the attorney suing the Giudices) as her plus one. Viewers were appalled by the bad behavior of Kim G. The Manzos, The Giudices and even the Gorgas gasped with disapproval when Caddy Kim G entered irritatingly along with her guest.

Families fight and feud, its a fact of life. But blood is thick and families don't appreciate when one of their own gets attacked. Whether or not Melissa and Joe have agreed to get along well with the Giudices isn't relevant when it comes to others attacking or hurting them. As soon as the Gorgas realized Monica was at the party, the two went to work swiftly to remove her from their home. They repeatedly asked her to leave the party and suggested to Kim G it wasn't a wise idea to have brought her. Regardless of her feelings towards Teresa, Melissa fled to her families defence and for her fabulous behavior this Team Teresa fan is giving Melissa Gorga SNAPs of approval.

Whether or not the family feud has ended still remains to be seen. But blood is definately thick as thieves and you do NOT mess with an Italian jersey Family. As Jacqueline put it. Kim G needs to realize she is messing with a family. Kim G gets the GAG thumbs down for her bad behavior. Watch RHONJ on Sunday nights on Bravo for all the action.

RHONJ Melissa Gorga : The next Celine Dion?!?..OR NOT

RHONJ: Melissa Gorga

The Next Celine Dion?...Or NOT?

By now viewers of Bravo reality series RHONJ know very well new housewife Melissa Gorga. She made quite an entrance this season as the "not so nice" sister-in-law of every bodies favorite "Jersey girl", Teresa. Since the beginning of the season Melissa has made it clear she isn't a fan of the "Fabulicious", fearless Gorga family and insists aside from her husband Joe Gorga) they have made it hard for her to feel a part of the family. Previous to this season Teresa had no intentions of airing her dirty laundry , so to speak, and never breathed a word about the feud between the two families. However, Melissa barely had her five minutes of fame before she made it clear to fans her feeling towards Teresa. The two have since sat together to try to mend family drama and disputes, but it still seems tensions are higher then usual and fans feel there's still feuding to come in the future. What will happen in the season to come, only the housewives truly know. We will just have to watch to see where the two families wind up.

Besides the feuding families, fans were also given the fact that Ms Melissa aspires to be a singer. During an episode this season her husband Joe, shushes the children so sweet Melissa can sing her unique version of long time Bible hymn "Amazing Grace". Most of us who have heard the hymn before haven't exactly heard Melissa's "special version of the song in where she replaces the word "wretch" with the word "wench". Some may say it was an appropriate exchange of words since fans aren't exactly sure if the housewife has the best of intentions when it comes to her relationship with Teresa. None-the -less despite the humorous word play the housewife went forth exploring avenues for her "talent".

In last nights episode Joe ( Melissa's husband) decides that he will deal with Melissa's dream of becoming an aspiring artist by building her her own studio in the families basement. Gorga believes his wife has a place at home with her children as a mommy and making money as a musician should come only second fiddle to him and his children. Apparently the construction will continue and Joe decided that building his wife a studio for her singing was still a good idea.

Melissa invites a buffet of music talents to the Gorga house to hear her new single "On Display". The song is somewhat of a project in the works but if viewers watched a snip it of the song during "Bravo Andie's" after show, we see the reaction of the audience was NOT exactly what one would call one on the positive side. Still her family and friends insist she has an amazing gift, but we just haven't apparently heard it as of yet. Joe Gorga has said that his wife has got "the whole package" and in her defense, there are many famous artists in the world today who have made it simply because of their good looks, the fact they can carry a tune and a little thing we'd like to call electronic enhancement. fans of the RHONJ will just have to see if Mrs Melissa Gorga has what it takes to become the "super star singer" she apparently thinks she is. We'd like to know what you think. Give us your vote. Is Melissa Gorga talented? Does she get SNAPS for super star singing abilities? or does she get the big GAG thumbs down for NO talent at all? Weigh in RHONJ fans... WE would like to know!

RHONJ FAMILY ADVICE JERSEY STYLE

RHONJ FAMILY ADVICE JERSEY STYLE!

10 Do's and Dont's of Jersey

DO's

1. Tell your husband when you are fighting with your cousin so he can surprise you with a brand new car!

2. When singing Amazing Grace in front of millions of viewers substitute the word "wench" for wretch

3. Always bring a bodyguard to all Posche Parties you never know who you'll end up fighting

4.When dressing your children make sure to match them perfectly outfits, hair bows, purses, all accessories

5. Be sure to have a Botox party when introducing yourself to family of your new friends

6. Praise your children when they have great ideas ( like opening a car wash/ strip club)

7.Bring all family and friends to the consultation when you are getting a "Boob Job"

8. Buy your daughter a car even when she misbehaves and do it without consulting with your wife first

9. Make enough food/desserts to feed a third world country for weeks when having immediate family over

10. Make sure your guests enjoy a mechanical bull ride before a Holiday meal!

DONT'S

1. Don't arrive on time for ANY family functions you are invited to but always get really angry with others when they are late arriving to your family function!

2. Don't get along with everyone in the family it just isn't normal

3. Never leave the house without a cat burglar hat.

4. Never allow yourself to become friends with anyone named Kim ( they can't be trusted)

5. Never meet a man or know his full name before you start having regular phone sex with him!

6. Never use any other color to decorate your bathroom with besides GOLD

7. Never buy anything unless it is really expensive and completely over the top!

8. Don't trust anyone who isn't Italian (or connected somehow)!

9. Never marry into a family without someone with the name "Joe" (or "Tony" )

10. Never show yourself in public without mounds of make up and spray tan!



Teresa and Melissa
and The "Joes"



Everyone loves the gorgeous Jersey Girls. We just wanted to have a little fun with them. Whether you are Team Teresa or Team Caroline



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