RHONYC Advice NY Housewife Style

RHONYC Advice NY Housewife Style

10 DO's and DON'Ts of NY Housewives http://goodadviceguru.blogspot.com/2011/07/rhony-advice-ny-housewife-style.html

DO's

1. Always make sure that every thought that POPS in your head ..comes straight out of your mouth,
that way no other housewife can accuse you of talking behind her back about her! ( pretty smart)

2. Make sure to call everyone DARLING, it simply makes you sound more important...Darling...

3. Always be sure to OVER dramatize your emotions, it makes even the pettiest of problems seem so much more pertinent! (ex. plow down the stairs repeating "I must speak to you AT ONCE!, Now, Now Now")...FYI We wouldn't watch if it wasn't dramatic ...so keep up the drama girls!!!

4. Use the word "WEIRD" 100 - 200 times a day when you don't like someones behavior..(after all if you say it enough times maybe others will start to believe it as well)...We love housewives even when they act weird!....we love them flaws and all!!!

5. Always keep a great big smile on your face when insulting other housewives, especially when pointing out something embarrassing or extremely hurtful...that way others will think you have good intentions.. GENIUS! Why didn't I think of this policy!

6. Make sure to forget to tell the housewives you don't like what time dinner begins ... that way when they are late or do not show up you now have a legitimate reason to pretend you are mad at them!

7.You must hire an assistant to perform all the duties a housewife has no time to perform...such as: cooking, cleaning, taking care of the children etc....assistants are a MUST for all Housewives!

8.Make the assumption that because you are now on TV that you automatically have other talents such as: singing, dancing and making videos

9. ALWAYS remember when you are insulting another housewife to assure her you are trying to help her by telling her ALL her faults (You'll feel better about yourself and then you can talk about her behind her back to the other housewives and tell them you were only trying to help her) GOOD TIMES!!

10. Most Important Advice of Housewives in NY:

ALWAYS supply your guests with Pi not Grigio!!

DON'Ts
1.Never forget there is a "Pecking Order" that a housewife must follow.
2. Never take a ride on an unstable camel...he may just kick you off when you least expect.
3. Never wear diamonds that aren't at least as large as the size of your ears. (A housewife must keep up appearances and diamond ARE a Housewife's best friend..DARLING)

4. Don't let your husband attend functions without his stylish variety of "moo moos" (eccentric IS the new black....DARLING!!!...

5. Don't let the other housewives see you before you have received your "liquid face lift"

6. Don't throw a surprise party for another housewife unless you can over dress ..ex..Expensive high end attire is a must ..fully equipped with full on feather Vegas girl head dress required!

7. Never use mean tweeting as a vice to upset other housewives, instead it is much classier to say awful things about others on National television...

8. When planning a party, never spend less money then the last housewife. It is all very important never to invite less people then the previous housewife! After all More money spent and more guests  =  Better NY housewife Party DARLING!!!

9. Never go over and hour without using the words ( forgive the spelling) "Ya Ha Bi Bi" ...It just makes you sound more traveled and "worldly"

10. DON'T EVER FORGET TO PROVIDE GUESTS WITH PI NOT GRIGIO! http://goodadviceguru.blogspot.com/2011/07/rhony-advice-ny-housewife-style.html

Whether you are "Team Blond" or "Team Brunette" there's no

doubt you are "Team NYC". The housewives in NY city are smart, super

sassy, unbelievably outspoken, wild and incredibly witty. Week after

week we can't wait to see what will happen as the NY city girls WOW

us with their super sleek fashion, only in NY Posche parties and uncommonly

outspoken banter. Watch weekly on Bravo to see what these sexy ladies

are up to and check back here after the episodes to hear what we're saying

about the hilarious housewives of NY city.  http://goodadviceguru.blogspot.com/2011/07/rhony-advice-ny-housewife-style.html