RHONJ Family Feud Freezes for a Moment!

RHONJ

Family Feud Freezes For a Moment

On last nights episode of RHONJ we saw Italian family feuding freeze for just a moment. Even in Jersey where the drama is never dull and the housewives are over the top, we view family unity at its best. Sister In laws Teresa and Melissa who have been biting each others heads off for the greater part of the season, seemed to set their differences aside last night. Fans were left wondering if this would in fact be the finale of the family feud we've viewed through the season.

Melissa and Joe Gorga through an even more over the top, then over the top Christmas party on last nights episode. The event was hinted to costing somewhere in the $50,000 range and was fully fashioned with carolers, ice sculptures, super good-looking star servers and even a step and repeat Posh photo op. Melissa made sure she included a charity in her holiday party and asked each guest to bring a gift to be given to children's charity St Joe's children's hospital. Every one Melissa and Joe knew were invited, even including Teresa and Joe Giudice.

Teresa and Joe showed up "tardy to the Party" but none-the- less, they showed up. Every one seemed to be on their best behavior and cordial kisses and hugs were exchanged. In a blink of an eye, the party was put on pins and needles and in walked Kim G, with Monica ( the attorney suing the Giudices) as her plus one. Viewers were appalled by the bad behavior of Kim G. The Manzos, The Giudices and even the Gorgas gasped with disapproval when Caddy Kim G entered irritatingly along with her guest.

Families fight and feud, its a fact of life. But blood is thick and families don't appreciate when one of their own gets attacked. Whether or not Melissa and Joe have agreed to get along well with the Giudices isn't relevant when it comes to others attacking or hurting them. As soon as the Gorgas realized Monica was at the party, the two went to work swiftly to remove her from their home. They repeatedly asked her to leave the party and suggested to Kim G it wasn't a wise idea to have brought her. Regardless of her feelings towards Teresa, Melissa fled to her families defence and for her fabulous behavior this Team Teresa fan is giving Melissa Gorga SNAPs of approval.

Whether or not the family feud has ended still remains to be seen. But blood is definately thick as thieves and you do NOT mess with an Italian jersey Family. As Jacqueline put it. Kim G needs to realize she is messing with a family. Kim G gets the GAG thumbs down for her bad behavior. Watch RHONJ on Sunday nights on Bravo for all the action.

Charlie Sheen gets New Gig

Charlie Sheen Gets New Gig

Have you asked yourself lately where Charlie Sheen has been? Just a few months ago he was platered all over the tabloids, on our TV screens and on our morning news. Then the hype about Sheen siply slipped away. News has it Sheens got a new gig.

While CBS hit show "Two and a Half Men" said "see ya" to Sheen, apparently Sheen picked up the pieces brushed off the dust and moved on full speed ahead. Joe Roth, who produced many of Charlies movies came knocking at Sheens door and gave the guy a gift. A new main roll in a hit new series where Sheen will repotedly have "a signifigant ownership stake" on the show. The show is a spin off of the comedy hit movei "Anger Management". The original movie starred Adam sandler and Jack Nicholson. Sheen is reported to be playing a man with severe anger managemnt issues. Some say the role is perfectly suited to Sheen.  Roth said hes thrilled to work again with Sheen and apparently Sheen feels  the same.

Charlie Sheen has had his moments in the past however he seems to come through without a scratch and now is being given another chance to prove his talent to thousands of fans. We want to know what you think. Does Charlie Sheen get SNAPs for his talent and loyalty to fans or a GAG thumbs down for his horrendous behavior through the years? Click the comments button and let us know!!

Gay and Giving Blood

GAY and GIVING BLOOD!

Recently Aaaron Pace a 22 year old from Indiana went to "Bio Blood Components Inc." to donate blood. When he was in the interview process he was rejected and wanted to know why. He was told that he appeared to be gay and for that reason was not allowed to continue to donate his blood.

While this may sound like discrimination to most, surprisingly it is not. According to a law passed by the FDA in 1983 all men who had sex with other men since or beyond 1977 were banned from giving blood. The law was passed because at the time there was no way to test the blood to ensure it was not HIV positive. With the growing epidemic at that time of AIDS the FDA thought it be best if Homosexual men were banned from giving blood.

Pace was outraged for 2 reasons. One, he said "Its not right that homeless people can give blood but homosexuals can't" and two because he said "and I'm not even a homosexual." According to the "Chicago Sun Times" he is "admittedly and noticeably effeminate, however he says he is not gay.

Unfortunately that isn't the point here. According to recent studies hospitals lose hundreds of thousands of pints of blood each year due to homosexuals not being allowed to contribute blood to needy banks. It's ludicrous to not allow someone to perform an act of kindness based on his/her sexuality. We have come so far towards breaking barbaric barriers down and now celebrate every ones right towards equality. Same sex couples can now wed in many of our states and so many feel less alone due to an outpouring of love supporting all sexualities. This FDA law is primitive. It certainly served its purpose in 1983 when we had no way of knowing if blood would test positive for HIV. No one would want HIV to become an enormous epidemic again. However now our resources can test the blood in the banks and ensure it is pure to give to those in need. Anyone willing to give blood to save another human life should be given the right to do just that. The FDA needs to review and reevaluate this law. Think of the many lives that could be saved by eliminating just one little law. The FDA is getting the GAG thumbs down. Time to get with the times...everyone healthy should be able to DONATE BLOOD!

RHONJ Teresa Giudice Are You Team Teresa?

 Housewives have been a trending television topic as of late and the epidemic is growing rapidly. Among the many housewife shows one of the more favored is the Real Housewives of New Jersey. The girls are gorgeous and the drama is seldom deemed dull. But the real reason the Jersey girls are getting the Good Advice Guru SNAPs of approval is due to the "Fabulicious" and unpretentious personality of super star, Teresa Giudice.

Most Housewife shows portray women who live luxurious lavish lifestyles and are almost always un-relatable. Sure we'd all like to become a girl who "has it all" so to speak but the likelihood of that happening is slim to none at best. For some reason however, this particular Jersey girl has a super star quality so special, it makes you feel as though shes exactly like you. Teresa Giudice is a mom, like many. She puts her friends and family first, like many. She lives her life to the fullest, like many and has a heart made of pure gold, like so very many. Although she seems to live "the good life" there's something common and familiar about Teresa. She's not afraid to show she makes mistakes and invites the world to see when she does. Teresa doesn't boast about the "goods shes got" and although she seemingly spends a fortune in the first few episodes, she doesn't come off to the average "Joe" ( no pun intended) as pretentious or gloaty. Instead, comes across as a sweet simple Italian housewife from Jeresy. A mother who loves nothing more then to give her girls everything they deserve and protect and love her whole family with every inch of who she is. 

As a mother of four gorgeous little girls she dresses them in delicious, to die for dresses and over the top outfits that any girly girl would hope and wish for. Complete with accessories, bows and purses to match, each of her daughters are "poshed" up like little princesses and once in a while,  even mommy matches. In an early episode Teresa and her girls, dressed to the nines, come from a shopping trip to meet Joe ( her husband) for dinner. He's a man a very few words, but during the dinner Teresa shares she's spent a fortune shopping. She then says a statement she utters frequently throughout the series. She says "Happy wife, Happy Life". And during an episode interview "Juicy Joe" ( which Teresa calls him) reveals he's happy if she's happy. He does joke about hiding the credit cards when Teresa is around but ultimately he's content to see the four wonderful women in his life living the lifestyle he wants them to live. 

As sweet and heart felt as Teresa is, she is after all a "Jersey girl", and Jersey girls come fully equipped with attitude and terrible tempers to boot. She's not someone to reckon with. When Danielle crossed over to Teresa's bad side  the first two seasons there was no doubt in the minds of viewers that eventually the two would soon feud. There was also no doubt that the Italian tempered Teresa would wipe the floor with the less dominating Danielle. Teresa DID NOT disappoint! Fans were left with a table flipping, anger filled, drama drowned episode that made RHONJ make its mark in the TV hall of fame of fabulous fights. And amongst TV fights and feuds, this one was ranked up there with the best. The sweet "Fabulicious" cook book creating queen, put family first, amazing housewife/mommy suddenly turned into temper tantrumed, big blow out oober Bitch. And fans couldn't have been happier with the outcome.  Danielle was definitely deemed the loser in this blow out and Giudice went from simple unknown housewife to Teresa Giudice famous gorgeous girl with a "Bangin Jersey Bod", a great BIG Jersey smile and a Jersey tough girl temper. Snooki was no longer Jerseys most famous female.

This season RHONJ brought in Teresa's brother and sister-in-law Joey and Melissa Gorga. Fans aren't feeling the love for the duo, as many believe Melissa just joined the show to out shine her sister-in-law. That and to out the financial foes the Giudice family has been facing as of late. Melissa tries tirelessly to play the victim to Teresa's so called antics but the fans are standing behind their favorite Jersey girl. Teresa has the love and support of over 80% of the viewers.  Many have even mentioned if Melissa wants to keep her place on the show, she should try as tirelessly to make amends with Teresa rather than bellowing and bad mouthing as she has been. In a recent pole taken by the shows network "Bravo" over 78% of the viewers watching just that evening were totally on Teresa's side. Melissa may not be the menace shes appears to be, but she made a major mistake in her debut episode. She came in guns blazing tearing down Teresa and stabbing at the superstar before viewers even got the chance to like her. She claims she wants peace for her family and her only intentions are for her husband to be happy. But still, she continues to create drama between the two siblings making caddy instigating remarks about Teresa to her husband. Teresa sticks to a motto she has had since the beginning that she always puts family first "my family is the most important thing to me" she states. She not only says that statement sincerely but she shows it as well. Teresa and "Juicy Joe" ( her husband) have hit some terrible times. Teresa lives in a house without home furnishing but she takes a tip from Tammy Wynnet and "Stands by Her Man" through think and thin. Fans haven't seen any evidence from Melissa as of yet, that if the tables were turned and she had to work for food and mortgage would she do the same and "Stand By her Man? Many fans are  skeptical about Melissa's intetnions and about her feelings towards Teresa.  Teresa may sometimes live in a world of her own, denying that things are falling down around her. But when push comes to shove the "Fabulicious" gorgeous girl has proven time and again... No one can break her down.. after all she's a Jersey girl. This Jersey girl gets  Good Advice Guru SNAPs of approval. Your Fans are forever with you all the way and we'll even give you second SNAPs Teresa Giudice..and  SNAPs for the 'FABULICIOUS Giudice family as well.



RHONJ Melissa Gorga : The next Celine Dion?!?..OR NOT

RHONJ: Melissa Gorga

The Next Celine Dion?...Or NOT?

By now viewers of Bravo reality series RHONJ know very well new housewife Melissa Gorga. She made quite an entrance this season as the "not so nice" sister-in-law of every bodies favorite "Jersey girl", Teresa. Since the beginning of the season Melissa has made it clear she isn't a fan of the "Fabulicious", fearless Gorga family and insists aside from her husband Joe Gorga) they have made it hard for her to feel a part of the family. Previous to this season Teresa had no intentions of airing her dirty laundry , so to speak, and never breathed a word about the feud between the two families. However, Melissa barely had her five minutes of fame before she made it clear to fans her feeling towards Teresa. The two have since sat together to try to mend family drama and disputes, but it still seems tensions are higher then usual and fans feel there's still feuding to come in the future. What will happen in the season to come, only the housewives truly know. We will just have to watch to see where the two families wind up.

Besides the feuding families, fans were also given the fact that Ms Melissa aspires to be a singer. During an episode this season her husband Joe, shushes the children so sweet Melissa can sing her unique version of long time Bible hymn "Amazing Grace". Most of us who have heard the hymn before haven't exactly heard Melissa's "special version of the song in where she replaces the word "wretch" with the word "wench". Some may say it was an appropriate exchange of words since fans aren't exactly sure if the housewife has the best of intentions when it comes to her relationship with Teresa. None-the -less despite the humorous word play the housewife went forth exploring avenues for her "talent".

In last nights episode Joe ( Melissa's husband) decides that he will deal with Melissa's dream of becoming an aspiring artist by building her her own studio in the families basement. Gorga believes his wife has a place at home with her children as a mommy and making money as a musician should come only second fiddle to him and his children. Apparently the construction will continue and Joe decided that building his wife a studio for her singing was still a good idea.

Melissa invites a buffet of music talents to the Gorga house to hear her new single "On Display". The song is somewhat of a project in the works but if viewers watched a snip it of the song during "Bravo Andie's" after show, we see the reaction of the audience was NOT exactly what one would call one on the positive side. Still her family and friends insist she has an amazing gift, but we just haven't apparently heard it as of yet. Joe Gorga has said that his wife has got "the whole package" and in her defense, there are many famous artists in the world today who have made it simply because of their good looks, the fact they can carry a tune and a little thing we'd like to call electronic enhancement. fans of the RHONJ will just have to see if Mrs Melissa Gorga has what it takes to become the "super star singer" she apparently thinks she is. We'd like to know what you think. Give us your vote. Is Melissa Gorga talented? Does she get SNAPS for super star singing abilities? or does she get the big GAG thumbs down for NO talent at all? Weigh in RHONJ fans... WE would like to know!

Gorgeous Girl : Victoria Beckham expecting Her Gorgeous Girl Soon

Gorgeous Girl Victoria Beckham

Expecting Her Gorgeous Girl

Any day now gorgeous girl Victoria Beckham will be giving birth to her gorgeous baby girl. In a recent article in "Woman's Wear Daily", Victoria said she wasn't a big fan of showing off her baby bump in photographs. Apparently her Hot hunky husband David didn't get the memo. Recently David posted a picture of the former Posh spice girl on his Face Book. Victoria looks ravishing in a beautiful black and white photo taken of the expectant mother. The picture actually looks like a professional photograph, but then again when you're taking a snap shot of someone as stunning as Victoria Beckham its not so difficult to capture a perfect picture.

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Victoria is due any day now and yet looks even more lovely then usual. She recently announced she was starting a new line of dresses. She said she wanted "The perfect little summer dress, something that was fun, something that was girly, something that was easy to wear, something that would take you from day through to night." The designers new line is said to be geared towards a younger buyer. Its less expensive and not nearly as form fitting as her normal creations. The dresses will be priced between $550 - $900 , they'll be bright color 60s style and some will even include the popular cartoon character "Emily the Strange" (created by Cosmic Debris). 

The Posh designer cleared rumors when she spoke to Vogue recently about baring her pregnancy in the buff. The designer said she had no intentions of posing nude while pregnant and she wasn't really interested in the idea of showing off her baby belly at all. Victoria was reported to have a due date of July 4rth at one time but  those rumors were cleared up as well. The Beckham's will be expecting their daughter any day and the world is waiting with bated breath to get that first glimpse of little baby Beckham. SNAPs always for the Posh couple, we love the Beckhams, and SNAPS for ALL the "baby Beckhams" as well.
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Jennifer Lopez : Timeless Talent

Jennifer Lopez

Timeless http://goodadviceguru.blogspot.com/2011/07/jennifer-lopez-timeless-talent.html

Every time you turn on your television these days it certainly seems you can count on seeing Jennifer Lopez. She's a super sexy Latin beauty with killer legs and a fabulous figure. Better known to her fans around the world as "JLo" it seems the older Lopez gets, the more people learn to love her.

Lopez started her talented career as one of the "Fly Girls" in the popular comedy TV hit "In Living Color." She didn't have much air time and wasn't given any lines to read but if you were alive in the 90s then you knew who the "Fly Girls" were and every female 8 - 80 wanted to be one. Shortly after she began dating Sean (Diddy) Combs and appeared in his video. By 1997 Jennifer Lopez was a name everyone knew due to her perfect performance in the role of a lifetime as "Selena". Her performance in "Selena" got the attention of millions around the world as well as some pretty impressive film directors. Soon she would be playing roles opposite some of Hollywood's Hottest celebrities, such as (George Clooney 1998,"Out of Site"), (Jim Caviezel, 2001 "Angel Eyes"), also (Matthew McConaughey, 2001 "Wedding Planner"), (Ben Affleck, 2003 "Gigli"), and ( 2005 "Monster In Law", with Jane Fonda).

Along with her hottest hits at the box office JLo was singing and dancing her way into the hearts of millions. She produced sensational songs such as "Jenny from the Block", "Love Don't Cost a Thing", and "waiting for Tonight". Just recently this year her hit single "On the Floor" was released from her newest album and has sold millions already.



Jennifer Lopez with
Marc Anthony





J-Lo looks just as young
and beautiful as when we
first heard her name!



Lopez signed a deal with Americas top television show "American Idol" in 2010, and landed a contract reportedly worth over $12million. Critics said once Simon and Paula left the show last year that the show wouldn't be the same. They feared the show would soon flop and would be off the air in a matter of time. The critics turned out to be right about one thing. The show certainly hasn't been the same without Simon and Paula. And, although viewers have admitted to missing the sexual tension between the two, none-the-less the show has still remained on the top and viewers vow they love it even more. She adds fashion and flavor to the new and improved "American Idol". Lopez shows her softer side by encouraging contestants to keep on living their dreams. On the other hand if you haven't got what it takes to "make it", having the fabulous former "Jenny from the Block"  deliver the news makes making a fool of yourself on national television well worth the pain considering. 

Besides being beautiful,  multi talented, and having fame and fortune Jennifer is married to singer, songwriter, gorgeous guy, Marc Anthony. Who wouldn't want to be a fly on the wall in that super hot celeb couples home? All talent, beauty and fortune aside, they appear to be completely in love. In fact, the two seem different then most celebrity couples and pride themselves on keeping a happy marriage. In February of 2008 Lopez gave birth to twins, Emme and Max and the happy family spends as much time together as possible. In a recent interview Anthony said that his wife makes a beautiful and amazing mother and the family is incredibly happy.

Jennifer Lopez is over forty now and looks even better then the "fly girl" we met almost two decades ago. Her career has certainly surpassed several other super star celebs and she doesn't seem to be slipping away any time soon. Her journey with American Idle is only beginning while she has become a seasoned singer/actress and the demand for J-Lo is if anything unbelievably impressive. Her fans are hip hop pre teens as well as moms grandmas and men of all ages. Lopez has a true talent that appeals to a buffet of followers and her talent is totally timeless. It takes a special kind of something to have a career that withstands the test of time. However when you put in the mix beauty, sex appeal, multiple talents and a likable appealing personality, you will no doubt create someone exactly like Jennifer Lopez. Shes a gorgeous girl who's no doubt, a truly timeless talent and the perfect package. SNAPS for Jennifer Lopez!

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What is Justin Biebers Influence on You???

What is Justin Bieber's Influence on YOU??
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Why do you love Justin Bieber?

Are you a "Bieber" follower? Are you a fan of Justin Bieber? If you are reading this then chances are you most likely are. Justin Bieber, no doubt has had an influence on his many fans around the world. His followers have practically taken over "twitter" tweeting their love for his music and for him as well. There are countless twitter followers using his name sake for the title of their profiles from "cantBeliebit" to "BieberMemories" and "Biebertweet." They have never ending growing number of followers, some upwards of six figures and they tweet day after day messages about Bieber and to Bieber.

Bieber certainly has made an impact on the youth of the world. He was born and raised ( well partially raised since he still is considered a child) in Canada, but seems to have become a super star internationally in America, Japan, Poland and just about anywhere there are teenagers and music. His fan site are countless and the fans spend hours writing messages, sending pictures, and letting Justin know how special he is to them.

Face book pages are by the millions filled with pictures, stories, and everything  Justin Bieber. There are fan sites and picture tributes, along with tributes and tons of fans who just simply want to convey their love for "The Bieber." The messages are many and each site ads new followers by the thousands daily. It would be almost impossible to actually try to take an accurate count of exactly how many millions of sites there are solely dedicated to just Justin Bieber. 

There's no denying "Bieber" fever has simply swept the nation and weirdly the whole world as well. There is defiantly something special about him. He is a tremendous influence on the youth of the world. He certainly uses his fame and fortune for good. He always keeps close to his fans which is a fantastic way for a famous artist to act. And he seems greatly grounded, which makes him more appealing to moms with teenage children. So here's the question that is so very important for me to ask. I would like to write an article about exactly what it is about Justin Bieber that makes his fans fall madly in love with him. I am completely open to any suggestions. And I would appreciate simple honest answers. Please comment at the end of the article and tell me in your own words what is Justin Biebers influence on you and what it is that makes you a Bieber Fan?

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Dallas Cowboy Roy Williams : A little ADVICE on "Proposals"

Dallas Cowboy Roy Williams

A Little Advice on Marriage Proposal

According to the "Odessa American" beloved receiver for the Dallas Cowboys Roy Williams went to court last week to file an affidavit to get a $76,000 engagement ring back from girlfriend Brooke Daniels. The affidavit was filed because according to Williams he had asked for the ring back after Daniels refused his proposal. Brooke apparently told Williams that she lost the ring but after an insurance investigation it was later found out that Daniels father was holding the ring.

Brooke Daniels, is a former beauty pageant princess. She is beautiful, charming and a classy gem. As a Texas beauty Pageant winner one would assume any man proposing to the young lady would  know to "go big or Go Home." Was the proposal done in the middle of a Dallas Cowboy game? Was it during half time as a super surprise? Was it a romantic helicopter ride to some exotic country with wining dining, dancing and romancing? Ummm No, No and No...Apparently the proposal from Williams had come to Daniels in the mail. Yes, that is correct, you didn't read it wrong. It was sent to her in the mail. It was sent along with $5000 meant for dental bills and school. Along with the money was a gift for her brother and then , of course, the marriage proposal. Perhaps the reasons behind her decline for marriage had to do with the way he chose to propose. While Williams may be a pro wide receiver, and a football super star, he is surly lacking in the creative department when it comes to marriage proposals.

Roy, when you are courting a lovely lady such as Brooke Daniels, perhaps it would be best if you put a tiny bit of thought into your proposal. Maybe the reason Daniels didn't give back the ring was because she was hoping for a little creativity, courtesy and perhaps even a bit of common sense when it comes to popping the big question. My advice for Roy would be to forget about the affidavit and try something romantic. Sweep the lovely lady off her feet and attempt  to try asking again. This time with a little thought and prep and a LOT of creative attention behind the deliverance. She may just decline again but at least then she won't have to tell her closest friends and family how much you failed in the romantic department. Sorry Roy Williams for football skills you get SNAPs but as far as marriage proposals go you're getting the GAG thumbs down.

RHONYC Advice NY Housewife Style

RHONYC Advice NY Housewife Style

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DO's

1. Always make sure that every thought that POPS in your head ..comes straight out of your mouth,
that way no other housewife can accuse you of talking behind her back about her! ( pretty smart)

2. Make sure to call everyone DARLING, it simply makes you sound more important...Darling...

3. Always be sure to OVER dramatize your emotions, it makes even the pettiest of problems seem so much more pertinent! (ex. plow down the stairs repeating "I must speak to you AT ONCE!, Now, Now Now")...FYI We wouldn't watch if it wasn't dramatic ...so keep up the drama girls!!!

4. Use the word "WEIRD" 100 - 200 times a day when you don't like someones behavior..(after all if you say it enough times maybe others will start to believe it as well)...We love housewives even when they act weird!....we love them flaws and all!!!

5. Always keep a great big smile on your face when insulting other housewives, especially when pointing out something embarrassing or extremely hurtful...that way others will think you have good intentions.. GENIUS! Why didn't I think of this policy!

6. Make sure to forget to tell the housewives you don't like what time dinner begins ... that way when they are late or do not show up you now have a legitimate reason to pretend you are mad at them!

7.You must hire an assistant to perform all the duties a housewife has no time to perform...such as: cooking, cleaning, taking care of the children etc....assistants are a MUST for all Housewives!

8.Make the assumption that because you are now on TV that you automatically have other talents such as: singing, dancing and making videos

9. ALWAYS remember when you are insulting another housewife to assure her you are trying to help her by telling her ALL her faults (You'll feel better about yourself and then you can talk about her behind her back to the other housewives and tell them you were only trying to help her) GOOD TIMES!!

10. Most Important Advice of Housewives in NY:

ALWAYS supply your guests with Pi not Grigio!!

DON'Ts
1.Never forget there is a "Pecking Order" that a housewife must follow.
2. Never take a ride on an unstable camel...he may just kick you off when you least expect.
3. Never wear diamonds that aren't at least as large as the size of your ears. (A housewife must keep up appearances and diamond ARE a Housewife's best friend..DARLING)

4. Don't let your husband attend functions without his stylish variety of "moo moos" (eccentric IS the new black....DARLING!!!...

5. Don't let the other housewives see you before you have received your "liquid face lift"

6. Don't throw a surprise party for another housewife unless you can over dress ..ex..Expensive high end attire is a must ..fully equipped with full on feather Vegas girl head dress required!

7. Never use mean tweeting as a vice to upset other housewives, instead it is much classier to say awful things about others on National television...

8. When planning a party, never spend less money then the last housewife. It is all very important never to invite less people then the previous housewife! After all More money spent and more guests  =  Better NY housewife Party DARLING!!!

9. Never go over and hour without using the words ( forgive the spelling) "Ya Ha Bi Bi" ...It just makes you sound more traveled and "worldly"

10. DON'T EVER FORGET TO PROVIDE GUESTS WITH PI NOT GRIGIO! http://goodadviceguru.blogspot.com/2011/07/rhony-advice-ny-housewife-style.html

Whether you are "Team Blond" or "Team Brunette" there's no

doubt you are "Team NYC". The housewives in NY city are smart, super

sassy, unbelievably outspoken, wild and incredibly witty. Week after

week we can't wait to see what will happen as the NY city girls WOW

us with their super sleek fashion, only in NY Posche parties and uncommonly

outspoken banter. Watch weekly on Bravo to see what these sexy ladies

are up to and check back here after the episodes to hear what we're saying

about the hilarious housewives of NY city.  http://goodadviceguru.blogspot.com/2011/07/rhony-advice-ny-housewife-style.html