RHONJ FAMILY ADVICE JERSEY STYLE!
10 Do's and Dont's of Jersey
DO's
1. Tell your husband when you are fighting with your cousin so he can surprise you with a brand new car!
2. When singing Amazing Grace in front of millions of viewers substitute the word "wench" for wretch
3. Always bring a bodyguard to all Posche Parties you never know who you'll end up fighting
4.When dressing your children make sure to match them perfectly outfits, hair bows, purses, all accessories
5. Be sure to have a Botox party when introducing yourself to family of your new friends
6. Praise your children when they have great ideas ( like opening a car wash/ strip club)
7.Bring all family and friends to the consultation when you are getting a "Boob Job"
8. Buy your daughter a car even when she misbehaves and do it without consulting with your wife first
9. Make enough food/desserts to feed a third world country for weeks when having immediate family over
10. Make sure your guests enjoy a mechanical bull ride before a Holiday meal!
DONT'S
1. Don't arrive on time for ANY family functions you are invited to but always get really angry with others when they are late arriving to your family function!
2. Don't get along with everyone in the family it just isn't normal
3. Never leave the house without a cat burglar hat.
4. Never allow yourself to become friends with anyone named Kim ( they can't be trusted)
5. Never meet a man or know his full name before you start having regular phone sex with him!
6. Never use any other color to decorate your bathroom with besides GOLD
7. Never buy anything unless it is really expensive and completely over the top!
8. Don't trust anyone who isn't Italian (or connected somehow)!
9. Never marry into a family without someone with the name "Joe" (or "Tony" )
10. Never show yourself in public without mounds of make up and spray tan!
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