Showing posts with label jersey housewives. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jersey housewives. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

RHONJ Matriarch: Caroline Manzo

RHONJ Matriarch Caroline Manzo
Reality shows have become increasingly popular over the years. Some are mindless, boring and not worth watching while others are even more entertaining then any Major Network prime time show could ever be. Amongst the top reality show frenzy are the Housewife series. Whether you're a fan of the kitty kats of the OC, the beauties of Beverly Hills, or the glamour girls of Jersey, there's no denying that Reality Housewives have made their mark on reality TV.
One of the favored Jersey housewives is modern matriarch Caroline Manzo. Caroline is a beautiful woman, loving wife, and incredible mother of three. There is no denying that with her big beautiful melt your heart smile and glamour girl good looks she is clearly physically a beauty. However Caroline's true beauty lies skin deep and comes out shining in the love she has for her family.
In a world where most mothers are career girls as well, many say that family comes first but few truly follow the motto. Mrs Manzo makes the "Family First " rule mandatory and her career falls second fiddle. While her children were growing up Caroline stayed home to nurture their needs. She taught them respect, to be well mannered and well behaved. And although Albie and Chris ( Caroline's sons) are now in their twenties and out on their own, as the show has progressed we have seen through the years that the boys still listen and come to Caroline when they need her. Lauren ( Carolines daughter) is still living at home but because of endless encouragement from her mother she is successfully fulfilling her dreams of "making it" as a make-up artist. Caroline allows her children to pick their own dreams, never forcing them into a family business ( owners of the Brownstone in Jersey) or telling them what she thinks they should do. She even once had encouraging words for son, Chris, when he had aspirations of opening a car wash/stripper club. Her only voice of reason to her son was to "make it a car wash/strip club that mama could visit and be proud of." In another episode Albie, her eldest had decided to leave law-school. Instead of showing disappointment and despair for her son  (as many Italian families would have done) she engaged him in a hug, gave him nurturing advice and lent him an ear to listen. She assured him all would be OK then tells him to find a field of work that better would suit him. She clearly encourages her children and offers them the best of her love and attention.
Although she is loving and warm she still wears the pants ( so to speak) when it comes to running the household. Immediately when you watch you realize when this matriarch speaks, all ears still to listen. Lauren puts it best when she said "my mom offers great advice, she can tell you to "F" off and say it with a smile on her face."
Caroline is #6 out of 11 brothers and sisters, she keeps in touch with her large family and also has a respectful and loving relationship with her longtime husband Albert. She is very vocal about working hard to make her marriage a meaningful marvelous one. They have mutual admiration for one another and both work equally hard to keep the marriage fresh and exciting. In season four Caroline turned down an invite to the popular Posche fashion show due to her dedication to the couples date night. Albert and Caroline take time out every week to spend an alone evening together. It's evident that Albert is clearly in love with his wife. Watch an episode or two and you will no doubt see the love between to the two.
The matriarch gives welcomed advice to her fellow housewives. She has a genuine concern for her friends as well as her family.  The depth of her warmth and her spectacular smile make a meaningful pair, and joined with the sassy side we sometimes get to see certainly make is easy to become a fan of the fabulous Mama Manzo.
Caroline Manzo, the matriarch, is a warm well intentioned woman. She is a loving wife, an amazing mother, and fabulous friend to those she holds dear. To the fans she'll always be a favorite of the "Jersey girls" and one hell of a Housewife. We love Team Caroline!... SNAPs for Caroline Manzo!! 


Tuesday, June 21, 2011

RHONJ FAMILY ADVICE JERSEY STYLE

RHONJ FAMILY ADVICE JERSEY STYLE!
10 Do's and Dont's of Jersey

DO's
1. Tell your husband when you are fighting with your cousin so he can surprise you with a brand new car!
2. When singing Amazing Grace in front of millions of viewers substitute the word "wench" for wretch
3. Always bring a bodyguard to all Posche Parties you never know who you'll end up fighting
4.When dressing your children make sure to match them perfectly outfits, hair bows, purses, all accessories
5. Be sure to have a Botox party when introducing yourself to family of your new friends
6. Praise your children when they have great ideas ( like opening a car wash/ strip club)
7.Bring all family and friends to the consultation when you are getting a "Boob Job"
8. Buy your daughter a car even when she misbehaves and do it without consulting with your wife first
9. Make enough food/desserts to feed a third world country for weeks when having immediate family over
10. Make sure your guests enjoy a mechanical bull ride before a Holiday meal!

DONT'S
1. Don't arrive on time for ANY family functions you are invited to but always get really angry with others when they are late arriving to your family function!
2. Don't get along with everyone in the family it just isn't normal
3. Never leave the house without a cat burglar hat.
4. Never allow yourself to become friends with anyone named Kim ( they can't be trusted)
5. Never meet a man or know his full name before you start having regular phone sex with him!
6. Never use any other color to decorate your bathroom with besides GOLD
7. Never buy anything unless it is really expensive and completely over the top!
8. Don't trust anyone who isn't Italian (or connected somehow)!
9. Never marry into a family without someone with the name "Joe" (or "Tony" )
10. Never show yourself in public without mounds of make up and spray tan!


Teresa and Melissa
and The "Joes"


Everyone loves the gorgeous Jersey Girls. We just wanted to have a little fun with them. Whether you are Team Teresa or Team Caroline

 or anyone one in between we are all Team Jersey Housewives and we can't wait to see what the "Fabulicious" ladies will do next. Tune in Sunday nights on Bravo to see the Real Housewives of New Jersey. If you want a little sneak peak of past episodes click on one of the You Tube videos next to this post. One or more of them is always showing The Real Housewives of New Jersey along with a number of other amazing video clips from You Tube. Stop back to visit again at : http://goodadviceguru.blogspot.com/ or if you have a question or comment you like to share you can always email me at 1goodadviceguru@gmail.com . Thanks for visiting! Come back soon!

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Family quarrels, kitty cats and even a SNOOKIE on the Housewives of Jersey

"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive!" Monday nights "real Housewives of New Jersey did not disappoint. Drama surrounded the lovely Melissa as she stuck to her super-fabricated story last evening that Theresa had started the argument and family feud between her and her brother. Melissa vowing she wants "no more yelling and screaming" and wants nothing more then everyone to just get along continued to tell "her side" of the (babies christening turned boxing match) story exclaiming her husband was only jumping to his defence and Theresa should have known better then to speak to him after he'd had a few cocktails. She claimed he just couldn't listen to one more word of her"fakeness" and apparently that Theresa should have seen the warning signs.


Meanwhile Kathy trying desperately to play amends maker quickly jumped to Melissa and Joe (her husbands) defense asking Theresa if she could take her away for just a moment and speak with her during the Posh fashion show. She asked her why she hasn't contacted her brother and mainly placed the blame of the christening drama on Theresa. She Quickly cornered Theresa and threw accusations of Theresa being a negligent mother. But our hot headed Theresa responded swiftly throwing up her hand in Kathy's face and exclaimed "Don't go there Kath" then seconds later shouts"I'm done with you Kath, DONE DONE DONE." Of course an entourage of gossip eager ladies formed around them and the Brownstone hosted Posh fashion show almost turned into the feisty playground of kitty cat antics it did last season loaded with Daniel drama. Fortunately for the ladies (but unfortunately for the viewers) sweet motherly matriarch Caroline rushed in to rescue the reputation of Brownstone and denied anyone the right to fight in her family owned club. She said she didn't care if they duked it out in their own homes but exclaimed to all "Not in Here." The night ended gracefully and all went their separate ways. (Boo Hoo )


On a different note it was Halloween in Jersey and "dress to impress" was undoubtedly the theme. Melissa Vaselined herself into a fitting one-piece kitty-cat pleather number (big surprise there) while her husband Joe thrilled ladies everywhere by decking himself out in a leopard mini dress full out with patent leather pumps and topped off with a big bump-it Snookie wig. HA... LARIOUS! The couple then partied with every ones favorite trouble maker Kim G who stuck to her reputation and stirred the Teresa/Melissa trouble pot by making quick friends with Melissa out of her mutual spite-filled feelings for Theresa. As if partying on Halloween with Joe and Melissa wasn't bad enough Kim G decided to sit with Melissa and her "posse" during the Posh fashion show and actually made snide remarks and child-like funny faces while Theresa was walking the cat-walk. This woman may not be a casted member of the Jersey Housewives but no doubt her nasty willingness to stir up drama gets her an honorable mention.